Auto Insurance Dictionary

Auto Insurance Dictionary
silly questions never answered ?

I thought this was funny..Maybe you guys can enlighten me with some silly answers

1.What is Satan’s last name?

2.Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says “Not available in all states”?

3.If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what would happen if you say “no”?

4.Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don’t taste or smell anything like it.

5.What’s the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

6.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

7.Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?

8.When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

9. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

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1. Winfrey
2. We don’t consider Texas a state
3. You’re f*cked
4. Same with Cherry
5. the pinky is lifted when using Fancy ketchup
6. conflicted personality issues
7. I would check but I want to finish this survey, so lets just say probably
8. they already do at home
9. Who says they don’t

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